The day has come,
February 2nd...
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when the world looks foolishly
to an absurdly named groundhog
to forecast their weather for the rest of winter.
I mean really...
is anyone serious?
Does one really think
this Hollywood Nutria Rat can determine the weather?
Around here...
we rely on a much more reliable and 'powerful' tool...
Something that looks a lot more like
a groundHOG
than that
Punxsutawney Phil
and much more reliable than his 'sketchy' shadow...
Introducing...
The StormTeam Power Piggler 3000,
aka
Cochon,
a bonafide GroundHog!
(She's low to the Ground and considered a HOG!)
According to legend,
if Cochurrito's Cochon
comes out of her hiding
from
the ever present Paparazzi...
there will be 6 more weeks of winter.
BUT...
if she continues to play
Pig-A-Boo
with her followers...
it will be an early spring.
So,
let's see what her forecast will be...
Keep your coats on guys...
Looks like 6 more weeks of winter!
One kind word can warm three winter months - Japanese Proverb
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