groundHOG's day!!!

The day has come,

February 2nd...

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when the world looks foolishly 

to an absurdly named groundhog

to forecast their weather for the rest of winter.

I mean really...

is anyone serious?

Does one really think 

this Hollywood Nutria Rat can determine the weather?

Around here...

we rely on a much more reliable and 'powerful' tool...

Something that looks a lot more like

a groundHOG

than that

Punxsutawney Phil 

and much more reliable than his 'sketchy' shadow...

Introducing...

 The StormTeam Power Piggler 3000,

aka

Cochon,

a bonafide GroundHog!

(She's low to the Ground and considered a HOG!)

According to legend,

if Cochurrito's Cochon 

comes out of her hiding

from

the ever present Paparazzi...

there will be 6 more weeks of winter.

BUT...

if she continues to play

Pig-A-Boo

with her followers...

it will be an early spring.

So, 

let's see what her forecast will be...

Keep your coats on guys...

Looks like 6 more weeks of winter!

One kind word can warm three winter months - Japanese Proverb

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GOT LOVE?

COCHON:  You are my warmth 

in the

A COCHURRITO CHRISTMAS CARD

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BURRITO:
Now... 

go to bed early.... 

so we can do our jobs tonight!!!


COCHON:  
"And don't forget to leave the cookies and milk out."

BURRITO DO'S

COCHON:  I am a little perturbed 

that my leading man

never seems to

COCHON THE SOUTHERN DUCK RETRIEVING SOW

COCHON:  HEY GUYS!!!  THE HANDSOME TWO LEGGED PIG IS GOING DUCK HUNTING AGAIN!!!  I HOPE HE

A THANKSGIVING PLEA

BURRITO:  Yo, thankful peeps!

My main squeeze has

COCHON CAN'T FIT INTO HER GREENS...

COCHON:  It's not fair!!!!

No matter what I do,

I just can't seem to

GO VOTE!!!!

COCHURITTO 

HEADED TO THE POLLS.....

COCHON: NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE...

COCHURITTO ON THE BRINK...

BREAKING NEWS....

THE NATIONAL PENQUIRER REPORTS

COCHURITTO 

MAY BE ON THE BRINK OF

COCHON HAS A WORD FOR THE WOMEN!!!

THE TA TA TALK

COCHON:  Hey girls!!!

We need to talk...

COCHURRITO

COCHON:  It's so tiring being so cute.  I just had to lay down.

BURRITO:  Yup.

COCHON:  Is that someone in

COCHON AND BURRITO: A DOCUMENTARY

We have two special members that we have adopted into our family this year.  

They always provide a story for us .... really an ongoing sitcom.

Seinfield doesn't have anything on these guys.

So, before their stories are shared in the blog,

 I thought it best to introduce you to them.

INTRODUCING.......

Cochon & Burrito

A Documentary