I'M GOING IN.....

WARNING:

This blog is not for the faint of heart...

The time has come where a woman  

must go where no MAN has ever gone....

The dreaded 
Christmas closet!!!

I'm going in....

But if you don't see a
blog 
from me in the next few days....

Go ahead and call the Police 
and

let my family know 

I loved them dearly.

I'd like to leave my darling daughter...

my favorite Potbelly Pig care guide.

I'd like to pass my treasured Sonicare toothbrush 
on to my sweet son...

I will miss that toothbrush, so!!!

and last but not least...

for my dearly beloved husband....

I'd like to leave the dead duck 
that I just discovered in the chimney.

Hopefully, 
he will mount it over the fireplace 
to remind him of his talented wife 
who single handedly strangled 
a beautiful wood duck while trying to open the chimney flue.

I feel sick to my stomach 
just thinking about it.

Somebody,

please tell me 

that it's going to get better!!!


Sometimes,
a girl's got to realize that her ruby red slippers...
are really white shrimpin' boots.


I refuse to believe the last statement...
I will continue to believe in my ruby reds!!!!


THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!