BURRITO DO'S

COCHON:  I am a little perturbed 

that my leading man

never seems to

get any credit for setting the trend 

for today's celebrity cutting edge hairstyles!

COCHON:  Nowhere in the tabloids...

is it ever mentioned that my Burrito

sported the first....

BUT CUT MULLET...

which

Billy Ray Cyrus

claimed as his own!!!

Nor did he ever get credit for...

THE TWILIGHT MESSY DO...

which, 

of course,

Robert Patinson

has yet to confess

that he stole this look

from my beloved soul mate!

And then there's the latest craze...

that every boy wishes his hair could do....

THE SWOOP DO...

and everyone knows

who ripped this one off!

I still think 

my Burrito's swoop

is 

way tighter 

than that Beiber boy's.

Me?

I'm just having a bad tail day...

and had to vent!!!!