COCHON: HEY GUYS!!! THE HANDSOME TWO LEGGED PIG IS GOING DUCK HUNTING AGAIN!!! I HOPE HE
TAKES ME THIS TIME.... I JUST LOVE DUCK BREAST!
PEPPER THE RETREIVER: SORRY, COCHON...
I THINK HE'S TAKING ME. YOU JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A DUCK RETRIVER.
COCHON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'VE GOT IT ALL...
COCHON: I'VE GOT THE BEST SNIFFER IN THE SOUTH!
PEPPER THE RETRIEVER: PARDON ME, COCHON! GOTTA GO.
COCHON:...I'M GOOD WITH MARSH MUD. AFTER ALL THEY DID COIN THE WORD 'MUDHOGGIN' AFTER ME...
PEPPER THE RETREIVER: SORRY COCHON... SEE YA LATER!!
COCHON: I'VE EVEN GOT MY OWN BUILT-IN INSULATED WADERS...
COCHON: AAAAHHH....
I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING.....
COCHON: WHAT DO YA THINK?
I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE CHANGE IN MY 'DO'
TO HANG WITH THE BIG DOGS...
I'M SURE HE'LL TAKE ME NOW!!!!
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions
Small people always do that,
but the really great ones make you feel that you, too,
can become great.
Mark Twain
Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.
Leo Tolstoy
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